Also, Faygo-based character defamation. Faygo is a find product, and as a Michigan native, I wish to purchase and enjoy it without the glares from checkout women suspecting I'm some sort of weirdo.

Will there be shirts with giant question marks on them? And dental?

I sort of get that part of the PD; there's value in letting a culture find its own path to joining the civilizations in the stars on their own time, in their own way (I don't think it has to be warp drive, just some sort of FTL drive…but that could be just in novels and comics and so on, not actual canon).

I, for one, would like to see the Coupe's birth certificate first.

Yes, I'm not sure we can assign any level of quality to a survivng Comedy Central show based on what's been canceled in the past. Their decisions seem to be random at best.

Can we knock off all the pee/pipe talk here?

That's true, but I also think the main HB title had been going in that more fantasy-based direction anyway (while the more Lovecraftian elements are found in BPRD), which I think set the fans up mentally for a film that is similar.  Of course, the writing in the book was, you know, good, so there's a bit of difference.

Sure, "Hellboy II" had lots of problems. But as a fan of the comics, I won't stand here and allow Johann to be spoken of in such a way.

Will these zombie Bunnies also be flight attendants in the swinging, go-go, undead sixties?

Here in my town in Michigan (adding to the episode's theme, I guess) I never see Mello Yello in stores, but there's this tiny sub sandwich joint I go to a lot that has it on the fountain. Weird.

The piling on of this movie from AVC was disappointing. I didn't expect them to exactly like it, and it's got problems, but in the video review where one of them goes on about how it shouldn't even be rebooted down the line? C'mon. It's no more flawed than Thor, and somehow that escaped such scorn.

Also, let us not forget MODAM!

Yeah, I think I heard them recommend this on "Car Talk" once.

And food insurance! Don't forget the food insurance!

The delivery of that line is just totally great. For me, it's worth whatever problems that subplot may or may not have had.

SPERMINATE!

Nah, that's what's referred to by con-artists as "The Old 'New Coke' Switcheroo." It's an old scam.

Well, I see the problem. The mom divorced that schlubby, comedic fellow and married that weenus that's in the current strips.

Vorshtein?

They all take place in Marvel Comics' "Tomb of Dracula" world. That's why, in this movie, the newlyweds' honeymoon is ruined when Dracula and Silver Surfer come crashing through the ceiling mid-fight.