Shoot her! Shoooot herrrrr!

Now as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help youself to this tripe.

I thought Kirk just meant they never had the Enterprise all up close and smoochy smoochy with a Klingon battle cruiser before, especially without shields raised or anything. It was more of a metaphorical closeness he was referring to, I think. After all, there were swarms of Klingons on the Enterprise in an episode of…

Don't thank me, thank Sean Penn.

In answer to the OT's question, Ken Levine is one of our finest young designers.

Would you say that to Larry the Cable Guy?

For me, even though I'm a big DC fan in general, the first Crisis was the beginning of the confusion. Having the JSA on Earth-2, the Shazam family on Earth-S, etc., was FINE. I cannot get my mind around how that somehow confused people. It's not like they were constantly going back and forth, and when they did, it was…

I'll join up with this People for the Ethical Treatment of Ewoks. The criticism that a bunch of forest teddy bears beat the Empire is inaccurate. They did OKAY, withe Rebels' help, against a small, surprised Imperial force, the backup for which was currently engaged in a hellacious space battle. I'm sure that if the…

Cable Boy, Cable Boy, Larry's going to be a Cable Boy…

Frakes is great and everything, but Sweet Jesus, Stan (Skrull or otherwise) is amazing. Makes me feel like a kid reading the Soapbox every time. Well done.

That young agent
Is this based on someone real? Because Liz Lemon's agent in "30 Rock" is also comically young. They even look alike. What's going on here?

When Susan was offed, I remember a friend of mine being genuinely offended at the reaction of the characters. I said to her, "What the fuck show did you think you were watching this whole time? These people are awful. It's kind of a theme."

I like how this unassuming, potentially lame gimmick commenter has brought out all of your insecurities. Also, I"LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE, DON"T OPEN THE DOOR JEEZ.

Wait, maybe my memory is fuzzy, but what planets did the original Enterprise visit that were operating well? It seems like they were all pretty fucked up.

Will there be a dotted line winding through the neighborhood, eventually leading to a dance club?

More excellent Spider-Ham names: Captain Americat, Deerdevil, Iron Mouse, the Bee-Yonder, Ducktor Doom, J. Jonah Jackal…that's all I remember right now…

As someone who didn't completely hate the "Enterprise" theme, and kind of respected that they were at least trying to change things up a bit, I say with full confidence that anyone badmouthing the "Firefly" theme should be shot in the face.

While I do think this whole thing has maybe run its course, I would watch a two-man stage play based on the posts.

Whatever our personal politics, are we in agreement that the first four responses to the OP are the same guy?

That would be cool, but we'd know the outcome of every episode. And we wouldn't even need psychic powers.