*types into Apple Newton*

"Shipping and dining" is the most polite way of saying "ass to mouth" I've heard.

Who knew that Rolling Stone was still hip to the musics of today?

BACONATOR!

Ant-Man: Winter Cockroach

Loved Yoshi's Island and Donkey Kong Country 2.

D: The gentlebro's "Dude, that's f*****g g*y, bro."

Ventilators are neutral on cable news quality.

The gore and N-bombs will be running neck and neck.

So this means we'll be spared "A Haunt3d House"?

DKC 2 (and DKC) have stellar tracks.

Einhander
Ridge Racer Revolution
Rave Racer
Rage Racer
Street Fighter III (New Generation, 2nd Impact, 3rd Strike)
Street Fighter IV (Original, Super, Arcade Edition)
Mega Man (original, X series, ZX series)
Vampire Hunter: Darkstalkers Revenge
Battle Arena Toshinden 2

You know what they say: "50 is the new WHO LET THE BLACK PERSON IN?"

The black discs were cheaper than normal CDs; it's okay to admit it.

Remember when Fred Durst was a record exec? That was a bigger crime.

I've gone to a Circa Survive concert to see Ours open for them, and I went to a Toadies show primarily to see Willowz. The openers didn't disappoint.

"The role of a 12-year-old girl is played by a twentysomething non-actor"

The poors be big thriftin'/loadin' frees

Someone get a DNA test for Ted McGinley genes!

Major labels are killing it in becoming irrelevant.