Blackmail?

FUCK this dude.

No love for "natural larges" or Great News, I see. :(

"HBO has a long history of championing intelligent storytelling and we will approach this project with the same level of thoughtfulness that has always defined our programming."

Then we can jib it.

And yet the food is the only fresh thing there.

Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Who could eat a meal at you?

Applebee's needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a frying machine.

The products may be outsourced, but the customer smarm is local.

Ooh, the Bigot Brigade!

"Ready Player One" can't catch a break.

Not Martha. She knew when to bail.

"You crazy, phinkist!" - Kevin Eubanks

But the one who kidnapped her son dies forever

Never go full beignet. Too many carbs.

"Ar-Gork fuck yourself!" - Alan Arkin, "Argork"

In bed?

If anyone knows dumps, it's Trump and the White House plumbing staff.

Geoshit — which will eventually be a film adaptation starring Gerard Butler.

Will Danny and Mindy be onscreen like Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi on "The Good Wife"?