"I'm not sure I understand how Adam Carolla made the move from comedy to carpentry."

"Jaws is better."

Celebrities: They're just like us! (Racists!)

But no beards. They're losing the crucial 18-34 lumbersexual demographic!

When people complain that Netflix has a shitty selection, I'll literally be able to agree. (I'm assuming there will be poop in this movie.)

I think people forgot (or try to forget) "Dani California" happened.

Toe rings.

The audience will be like the boys and girls at junior high dances circa New Kids' fame: segregated.

trecoolx has issues with all blackface, not just the Billy Crystal ones

I'M still waiting for the video game Rap Jam: Volume 2.

Somewhere, Nathan Rabin is in the fetal position after seeing the gay panic in this movie.

A Jackson 5 album on vinyl — either Third Album, Diana Ross Presents the Jackson 5, or Maybe Tomorrow.

So no hope for T4KEN, then?

"Fall Out Boy, Lady Antebellum, and Iggy Azalea performed selections from their new album,Songs Heard In The Background Of Planet Fitness"

Hey, what's goin' on on this side?

I hear that Scott Stapp is available for a cameo.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it,' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me." - American Idol spokesperson

Is this cruise an excuse to time travel to 2001?

Well, Frank *puts on shades* you could say the family has been "digitally manipulated."

CSI: Family is already in casting.