The NBC heads must be desperate if the pitch for "The Slap" sounded like a winner.

“Ultimately I have to go into a room by myself and write the show”

How will bros attempt to learn about the law NOW?

It's like you're channeling Grisham's crankiness.

Up and away in my beautiful my beautiful motor boat!

#grandpagate

*sends truckload of ginkgo biloba to CBS in protest*

Literally yelling at the cloud.

I'm assuming Roger Goodell's never made the connection between Bose and "Throw Them Bows"—mostly because of not watching videos.

I Can't Even Legend!

There was a soundtrack album for the terrible Mega Man cartoon. It featured the terrible band Sugar Ray: http://www.amazon.com/Mega-…

Now Gerard Butler's brain stabs will be with no prejudice to nationality.

#notallmras

Sexy Groot just got a run for his money.

What's up with New York Times' crapping on black people? First it was that Michael Brown obituary and now this. It's like the Times was purchased by Rupert Murdoch.

The leanest runner in the world… can be the MEANEST runner in the world… if you write it that way.

Enough with the prequels! Good Deeds didn't need to be expanded upon.

Frank Stallone "Far From Over"

Baha Men EPISODES?!?

Got any sweet weed, bruther?