"It's murder" - pithy TV critic review

I think the bald guy is sizing up a hate crime on ol' glasses.

I've worked with adults in their 20s and 50s that are obsessed with Disney. They're odd in general, so it comes with the territory.

"Everybody Hates Adam Levine"? Writes itself.

I bought mine a few months ago, so it was way too late.

The linear nature of the game was a departure, but damn was it exciting, terrifying, and flat-out fun to step into that world again. I wish the game was on the 3DS.

The last few Basement Jaxx albums have been underwhelming, which is too bad as they're at their most exciting when branching into new territory. It seems they've been complacent, and the few stabs at breaking their mold (like "Summer Dem") are abnormalities. The "Basement Jaxx Vs. Metropole Orkest" album seemed…

"Yo Lachey! Give me just one beer! Within una noche!"

Least essential album of the year contender?

But then he won't have any fans to support him.

"You're with me, Leatherface." - Chris Berman

Abandoned Pools did the theme song, and it might be one of their best.

The man behind the band that may as well be a double entendre for what to do to his behavior is an asshole?

I get the feeling this isn't the first time Kid Rock directly addressed lawyers as douchebags.

I'm glad we're finally in a place as a society to address this song.

"Prince Johnny" by St. Vincent is my favorite song of the year so far. It's beautiful and haunting, delighting my ears with the guitarwork and vocals, and spinning an intriguing story through its outer-worldly chorus.

Haley Joel Osment is a human being! He has feelings!

I wish Tina Fey's monologue last year would have included "Look to your left and to your right. One of these people will not be here next year."

#NotAllMen — AMRITE DBAGS?

The potential (however small) for a Clone High movie makes me Snowflake Day Cabbage Patch.