One "fucking year" is equal to 0.69 human stasis (or "non-fucking") years. So it really hasn't been THAT long.

This show is the television equivalent of how corporations see its customers.

Love and Curses is indeed wonderful. It was worth the 5-year hiatus after Too Much Guitar (which I like even more than the great Time Bomb High School) because of the stronger songwriting and music. So many hard-rocking gems balanced by sweet ballads.

Don't you DARE talk about Emmanuel Lewis like that!

Redd Foxx's unibrow is creeping me out.

This is a great follow-up to Love and Curses, and I hope this is a taste for a new Reigning Sound full-length.

"This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage — both
politically and physically — every which way they can find."

I bet Ashton wishes he could Butterfly Effect this snafu. Hell, he probably tried.

Was the licensing for "You, Me and Dupree" songs the only material they could get? Because YUCK.

This article was exquisite.

Brett Ratner the day after the Oscars:

Wanda Sykes for the role of Chief! Rekindle that Monster-in-Law magic!

A second AND third Clash of the Titans, with Battle: Los Angeles director Jonathan Liebsman?!

They'll have to change the names in the "Unknown Stuntman" theme song. No one born after 1980 knows who Cheryl Tiegs is.

Looks like the black-latex-suit guy has a new coke buddy!

Screw paying Will Smith to be in the sequels: just have tons of flashbacks to the first movie with Smith yelling "WELCOME TO EARF!!!!!!!!!!!" to explain government decisions. It would be a cutting satire of our political systems and fulfill moviegoers "AW HELL NAW!!" quotient.

If Mark Block smoking his stress cigarettes is the conductor, sign me up for that crazy train!

Comedy Central: because screwing over comedians is just as important as screwing over fans of comedy.

Oh, NBC. May your room of network programming chimps continue to pick these winners for years to come.

I like to imagine that the cast in the picture is sprinting towards a cliff.