This is awful. Nothing else to add.

: roasted.

I refuse to believe this. Just get ten 40-year-olds in a room, and you'll have about 13,000 CDs to pick from, mostly Green Day's Dookie. No need to go public.

Please let the Leader and Modok be behind this Intelligencia, too.

"Non-cannibal"

Please keep in mind most people know of ODB from a Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers remix.

How I would love if they were making DC's Lobo.

I've never seen an actor more uncomfortable that Furth as a swashbuckler in Last Legion. You can almost hear him "blimey, I'm sorry" muttered after every line.

Schneider sounds like he's taking it one day at a time.

Lipsky just transcribed his notes, trying to bring a sense of zeitgeist to the endeavor. I'm guessing the screenwriters further tried to turn a long conversation into a three-act structure. It's an actual road trip, one where nothing much happens.

Two different times I've been told that when I don't comb my hair I look like Moss.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me Kinnear.

"Pray to Sony my soul to keep" is hands-down maybe my favorite lyric.

"Yes I'm Hugh Glass…don't worry, it happens all the time."

I'm With Stupid is one the top 5 album titles of all time.

If only MadTV was still around to write a sketch where the aliens were He/Shes.

If you ever have anything bad to say about Seth Rogan; THIS is the picture of himself he put on a poster: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l…

Shoot: I spent $20 on The K'Nex Movie. Damn Asylum.

There are FIVE Kevin James films? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

"I can make this bag of magic blue stones disappear. Just gimme three minutes alone with some aluminum foil and a lighter. Then let's go fight the snakes all over the place!"