"Yo, Walmart's tryin' to KILL ME. Straight up: I think it's because I one time defecated in their aisle six or seven times."

The smartest boy on earth would make for a damn fine detective.

This show has more eds than a cockney barbershop.

Aw, shoot, i found Forrester instead.

If I had a donkey, I'd name him Otay.

I'M
HAVING
A
HEART
ATTACK

Came here to note the omission: I think I would like Train a lot more if I didn't understand the English language.

Spoiler: It wasn't the feather: Dalton Trumbo could fly all the time.

I guess there wasn't a picture of Alan Moore reading the Book of Big Butts?

Weird Al, you da real MVP.

That's why I don't know any accordion repo man who doesn't do Tab.

Did Elaine Stritch ever do a roast? She seems committed to Bea Arther levels of earth-scorching.

Hey! No politics!

Yeah Right — Pan Am was cancelled after barely one season.

All of the Franco Newswires are being collected into a book, right? I would buy that book.

I heartily applaud the lack of greenscreen background for the bus shots. No way that would happen nowadays.

This isn't Wright.

"Honey, look! He's the chef from Little Mermaid!"

I TOLD YOU HE'S ESCAPING THE BIRD STEREOTYPE!

Good to see Anthony Mackie isn't being typecast as birds.