"Hey, do the face. Do the Jim face." — everyone, all the time, every single day.

I love that for the next 50 years any Saul Bellow headline will now be "Better Call Saul Bellow".

SHE WAS BORN THE YEAR BACK TO THE FUTURE CAME OUT! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE GOOD BEFORE YOU HAVE A PAUNCH!

She's TWENTY-EIGHT?! Please tell me that's Kiwi for 64 or something.

The Billy Club.

Wait until the Hitler sees what happens when a stranger finds him in the Alps.

Anything to stop him from making a 9/11 movie.

This movie was really disappointing, right up until Leave started to play, which is one of my all-time favorite uses of music in a film.

Sir, I just checked, and no it does not.

OHMYGODDONALDGLOVERASSTATIC! IAMALREADYSADTHISISNOTHAPPENING!

Alternate names for Black Hole:

Grey Zone is one of those movies everyone should watch, and no one should watch more than once. I mean, DAVID ARQUETTE was good in it.

Kevin Smith is not the retiring type.

Bullock, Bock, Montoya, Gordon: this could be a great show.

Has any good working actor ever looked more like a current president?

Please let Richard HmJenkins be in this.

I thought it was going to be the Will Schuster Rocky-Horror episode of Glee.

I may experience an involuntary bowel movement.

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If I even bought a thong it would be called Strictly Ballroom.