Better than ME? Me, Al Franken?

There are, like, five or six different levels of "canon" in the Star Wars universe, to cover 30 years' worth of comics and games and such, so being considered straight-up "noncanonical" is like being considered too unsightly to shop at Cabela's.

There are, like, five or six different levels of "canon" in the Star Wars universe, to cover 30 years' worth of comics and games and such, so being considered straight-up "noncanonical" is like being considered too unsightly to shop at Cabela's.

This is a quality idea. Isaacson's book has enough good scenes to make for a four-hour movie, so what framework do you design to necessarily not include much of them? And seriously, people, what exactly does AARON SORKIN have to do to get your cautious optimism?

This is a quality idea. Isaacson's book has enough good scenes to make for a four-hour movie, so what framework do you design to necessarily not include much of them? And seriously, people, what exactly does AARON SORKIN have to do to get your cautious optimism?

Tom Cruise is…The Human Ton.

Tom Cruise is…The Human Ton.

I'm putting $5 that there will not only be a fart joke about the word "thunder" but that it'll make the trailer and the 30-second TV spots.

I'm putting $5 that there will not only be a fart joke about the word "thunder" but that it'll make the trailer and the 30-second TV spots.

My Prestige thoughts: "Oh my God, this movie can't get any better. THEN IN WALKS DAVID BOWIE AS NIKOLA TESLA! And I was wrong.

My Prestige thoughts: "Oh my God, this movie can't get any better. THEN IN WALKS DAVID BOWIE AS NIKOLA TESLA! And I was wrong.

Neal Stephenson, is this you?

Neal Stephenson, is this you?

I as well would love to see the Battle of Yonkers. In the book (with slow zombies) it was a failure of intelligence: with these crazed floodtide zombies it would be just batcrap insane.

I as well would love to see the Battle of Yonkers. In the book (with slow zombies) it was a failure of intelligence: with these crazed floodtide zombies it would be just batcrap insane.

Speaking as a New Jersey resident, I much prefer the "007 of Plainfield, NJ" line, and want it on a t-shirt with an explosion or a can of Aquanet or something.

Speaking as a New Jersey resident, I much prefer the "007 of Plainfield, NJ" line, and want it on a t-shirt with an explosion or a can of Aquanet or something.

Darkwing Duck already taught me that, thanks.

Darkwing Duck already taught me that, thanks.

There are going to be a lot of break-ups at five to.