My first thought when I saw Nick Nolte:

So the Z stands for Zelda.

So the Z stands for Zelda.

I'm having a hard time thinking of a harder punch I've read on this site other than the last sentence of this piece.

I'm having a hard time thinking of a harder punch I've read on this site other than the last sentence of this piece.

Having never watched this show, I imagine it's about competitive nose picking.

Having never watched this show, I imagine it's about competitive nose picking.

Oogieloves seriously looks like the nightmare entertainment that parents-to-be think they'll be watching.

Oogieloves seriously looks like the nightmare entertainment that parents-to-be think they'll be watching.

Let's just count episodes, not seasons. Otherwise the Brittifying of our TV airings will make it seem worse than it really is.

Let's just count episodes, not seasons. Otherwise the Brittifying of our TV airings will make it seem worse than it really is.

"These are for you."

"These are for you."

He made Lester Freamon my favorite Wire character, which is saying a whole hell of a lot for a show with Prop Joe, Herc, Prez, Valchak, Brother Mouzon, Stringer Bell, the Bunk, and Omar Little on it.

He made Lester Freamon my favorite Wire character, which is saying a whole hell of a lot for a show with Prop Joe, Herc, Prez, Valchak, Brother Mouzon, Stringer Bell, the Bunk, and Omar Little on it.

This opening seems to set up a post-Fury SHIELD world, with Hill in charge…which is what's it's been in the comics for years. And would give Smulders a role in The Avengers other than The Wall Everyone Talks To. But agreed, it's very dark and moody, and is a bit of a cold shower to begin a popcorn movie with.

This opening seems to set up a post-Fury SHIELD world, with Hill in charge…which is what's it's been in the comics for years. And would give Smulders a role in The Avengers other than The Wall Everyone Talks To. But agreed, it's very dark and moody, and is a bit of a cold shower to begin a popcorn movie with.

Not me, said the AV Club commenter.

Not me, said the AV Club commenter.

70-30 odds Algrim the Strong wears a little hat balanced diagonally on his head.