70-30 odds Algrim the Strong wears a little hat balanced diagonally on his head.

Maybe in the update James Woods will have a Divx player in his belly.

Maybe in the update James Woods will have a Divx player in his belly.

30 Minutes or Less really has the Owen-Wilson vibe, where they cast funny people who open up the script and it says "improv something funny" for 90 pages.

30 Minutes or Less really has the Owen-Wilson vibe, where they cast funny people who open up the script and it says "improv something funny" for 90 pages.

Me, on the couch, whenever anyone ever entered County General with a headache or a kidney stone or a rash. "Dead. Dead in an hour."

Me, on the couch, whenever anyone ever entered County General with a headache or a kidney stone or a rash. "Dead. Dead in an hour."

Nonviewers must understand that Romano, two season earlier, lost an arm to a helicopter, and that Romano had just wussed out of being on the helipad for an emergency, so for a FLAMING EXPLODING HELICOPTER to crash on him in the AMBULANCE BAY was maybe one of the all-time top deaths ever, anywhere.

Nonviewers must understand that Romano, two season earlier, lost an arm to a helicopter, and that Romano had just wussed out of being on the helipad for an emergency, so for a FLAMING EXPLODING HELICOPTER to crash on him in the AMBULANCE BAY was maybe one of the all-time top deaths ever, anywhere.

I approve of anything that keeps him away from Another 3000 Miles to Graceland.

I approve of anything that keeps him away from Another 3000 Miles to Graceland.

Second line of the fourth paragraph of page 2 is when I spat what I was drinking on the keyboard. Bravo.

Second line of the fourth paragraph of page 2 is when I spat what I was drinking on the keyboard. Bravo.

Trivia: his middle initial isn't J. He picked it because he liked Michael j Pollard, and there already was a Michael Fox in SAG or something.

Trivia: his middle initial isn't J. He picked it because he liked Michael j Pollard, and there already was a Michael Fox in SAG or something.

Caption: "Johnny Five alive!"

Caption: "Johnny Five alive!"

Come 2014, they are going to get one mother of a round of applause when they play Gogolfest.

Come 2014, they are going to get one mother of a round of applause when they play Gogolfest.

COMMUNITY MEANS ABOUT AS MUCH TO ME AS A FESTERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT!