COMMUNITY MEANS ABOUT AS MUCH TO ME AS A FESTERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT!

I will always be disappointed that this isn't a band fronted by Lamont and Grady.

I will always be disappointed that this isn't a band fronted by Lamont and Grady.

There are two groups that share the name. the movie's based on the 70s/90s group, which is planet-hopping superheroes in the future. The modern Guardians take place in the present. I don't read it, and have no idea what the hell a raccoon with a jetpack is doing there.

There are two groups that share the name. the movie's based on the 70s/90s group, which is planet-hopping superheroes in the future. The modern Guardians take place in the present. I don't read it, and have no idea what the hell a raccoon with a jetpack is doing there.

Round of applause, as always, for Chris Elliott.

Round of applause, as always, for Chris Elliott.

Anyone who watched Alias knew the McGuffin were a series of 15th century inventions. They were called Rambaldi Devices, and were named after the man.

Anyone who watched Alias knew the McGuffin were a series of 15th century inventions. They were called Rambaldi Devices, and were named after the man.

I'd be pissed.

I'd be pissed.

Try to imagine what comics would be like without Joe Kubert. People talk about and love and respect the other JK, Jack Kirby, but they DRAW like Joe Kubert…if they can.

Try to imagine what comics would be like without Joe Kubert. People talk about and love and respect the other JK, Jack Kirby, but they DRAW like Joe Kubert…if they can.

Speaking as someone who's never seen the original, I'm glad they have some reason a random Colorado town is being invaded. Did the original say that every American town was being simultaneously invaded by  tens of millions of Soviets? Or was there something special about the original's town that made it a lynchpin?

Speaking as someone who's never seen the original, I'm glad they have some reason a random Colorado town is being invaded. Did the original say that every American town was being simultaneously invaded by  tens of millions of Soviets? Or was there something special about the original's town that made it a lynchpin?

My PGified search engine calls them Breastus Andronicus.

My PGified search engine calls them Breastus Andronicus.

Just Googled him: no offense, Mr. Spall, but you've been out-Hitched.

Just Googled him: no offense, Mr. Spall, but you've been out-Hitched.

There is no better choice in the world to play Christopher Hitchens.