There is no better choice in the world to play Christopher Hitchens.

This has what I crave.

This has what I crave.

Not Randy "Black Dog" Travis!

Not Randy "Black Dog" Travis!

Wait, there's an ACTOR named Clint Eastwood? Damon Albarn, get on the phone to your lawyer!

Wait, there's an ACTOR named Clint Eastwood? Damon Albarn, get on the phone to your lawyer!

Crap.

Crap.

Hello, Lord Varys.

Hello, Lord Varys.

That one dolly-in close-up of fat Eddie Murphy while Dave Chappelle makes fun of him is so effective it should be appropriated as a meme for wounded dignity.

That one dolly-in close-up of fat Eddie Murphy while Dave Chappelle makes fun of him is so effective it should be appropriated as a meme for wounded dignity.

Remind me to not go to Holland.

Remind me to not go to Holland.

The Gap really should stop selling t-shirts with her face on it.

The Gap really should stop selling t-shirts with her face on it.

Hey, that's a steel dragon! And the fake Judas Priest in Rock Star was called Steel Dragon! I learned something today!

Hey, that's a steel dragon! And the fake Judas Priest in Rock Star was called Steel Dragon! I learned something today!

Yes! Someone else remember 1999!