So if we watch Michael Bay movies all in slo-mo, do they turn into Kubrick films?

So if we watch Michael Bay movies all in slo-mo, do they turn into Kubrick films?

I feel betrayed for not seeing a picture of Brett Ratner and the Big Butt Book.

I feel betrayed for not seeing a picture of Brett Ratner and the Big Butt Book.

"MetLife Center." Show me one person in New Jersey out of a hundred that even know that name exists, or who will use it instead of "The Meadowlands."

"MetLife Center." Show me one person in New Jersey out of a hundred that even know that name exists, or who will use it instead of "The Meadowlands."

Now I do the yearly dance when I show I chose not to watch because it'd probably be cancelled got cancelled. I call it the Threshhold dance.

Now I do the yearly dance when I show I chose not to watch because it'd probably be cancelled got cancelled. I call it the Threshhold dance.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU…

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU…

NY Times headline, "BATTLE ROYALE, WITH CHEESE"

NY Times headline, "BATTLE ROYALE, WITH CHEESE"

This already happened, it was called GRIDLOCK, and it was an NBC movie that starring David Hasselhoff billed as the most expensive TV movie of all time. In other words, six horrendous CG explosions.

This already happened, it was called GRIDLOCK, and it was an NBC movie that starring David Hasselhoff billed as the most expensive TV movie of all time. In other words, six horrendous CG explosions.

So basically it's like if Richard Kelly directed Magnolia?

So basically it's like if Richard Kelly directed Magnolia?

So basically it's like if Richard Kelly directed Magnolia?

THIS IS WALTER!

THIS IS WALTER!

Now they can add "Three bongs" on their tax return.