Now they can add "Three bongs" on their tax return.

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This movie is going to walk the fine line between So Beautiful I Could Cry and What a Waste of Money. So far, it's firmly in the former camp.

This movie is going to walk the fine line between So Beautiful I Could Cry and What a Waste of Money. So far, it's firmly in the former camp.

I'm remembering the Gangster Squad trailer, and yowsa that scene is going to be toxic for the next five years or so.

I'm remembering the Gangster Squad trailer, and yowsa that scene is going to be toxic for the next five years or so.

Cut to Tom Bombadil, waiting by the phone.

Cut to Tom Bombadil, waiting by the phone.

I had a Sudden Clarity Clarence Clarence moment recently, realizing that probably all three are glued on.

I had a Sudden Clarity Clarence Clarence moment recently, realizing that probably all three are glued on.

Dog Day alone gave this guy a lifetime pass.

Dog Day alone gave this guy a lifetime pass.

Hey, remember one year they had a young guy on but he had grey hair? That was wild!

Hey, remember one year they had a young guy on but he had grey hair? That was wild!

Hey, smoking marijuana is ILLEGAL! You can't just accuse some of a crime without evidence!

Hey, smoking marijuana is ILLEGAL! You can't just accuse some of a crime without evidence!

Y'know, I was all set to mention that there are two Danny Boyles out there in British filmmaking, and other other did a lot of Inspector Morse stories, and I was confused because how could such a celebrated visualist like Danny Boyle write solid but wordy and not-very-cinematic mysteries? But there's two of them.

Y'know, I was all set to mention that there are two Danny Boyles out there in British filmmaking, and other other did a lot of Inspector Morse stories, and I was confused because how could such a celebrated visualist like Danny Boyle write solid but wordy and not-very-cinematic mysteries? But there's two of them.

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