Photo courtesy of an inkjet color copier circa 1997.

They fixed Hulk's zombie-eye problem, so that means Zemeckis is out.

They fixed Hulk's zombie-eye problem, so that means Zemeckis is out.

Joe Johnston directed Jumanji: later direction Captain America.

Joe Johnston directed Jumanji: later direction Captain America.

The Viper has green hair is all I really remember.

The Viper has green hair is all I really remember.

MR. WIZARD IS SUPERMAN!

MR. WIZARD IS SUPERMAN!

Can't help but thinking he looks like the lost Lannister with the longer hair.

Can't help but thinking he looks like the lost Lannister with the longer hair.

You all are going to LOVE Guardians of the Galaxy if it's done right. There's a planet of cargo-cult aliens who found a discarded bit of Iron Man Armor, and not worship "The Stark" as the god of technology. That being said, I saw Rocket Raccoon and wanted to die.

You all are going to LOVE Guardians of the Galaxy if it's done right. There's a planet of cargo-cult aliens who found a discarded bit of Iron Man Armor, and not worship "The Stark" as the god of technology. That being said, I saw Rocket Raccoon and wanted to die.

Let that be a lesson to future musicians: if you want to succeed and sell a million records, step one is the prog-rock concept album.

Let that be a lesson to future musicians: if you want to succeed and sell a million records, step one is the prog-rock concept album.

Wait, he talks? I assumed this was a live raccoon with an M80 up its butt.

Wait, he talks? I assumed this was a live raccoon with an M80 up its butt.

You know, if this means more Rocket Raccoon, I can live with it.

You know, if this means more Rocket Raccoon, I can live with it.

I think these sunglasses…