So would you say sharts are a land of Contrast

Ironically that's a sketch where Leslie Jones completely fucks up the scene by messing up her lines, a perfect metaphor for sash's time at SNL

Sidebar, Melissa Villasenor was named one of Rolling Stones "50 funniest people" which is insane, I'm sure she's very funny but I legitimately can't remember anything she's been out in on SNL

Not to go a Dennis Miller style Rant, but I think Think Michelle Obama was a huge untapped comedy mine during the Obama years. You have not only our first black First Lady but one whose primary issue was trying to get fat kids to exercise and eat veggies. It's amazing there wasn't a black woman who became popular for…

Let me check my paper calendar, coordinate for zed thirty

Decent amount of bite? I'll take that as a Man bites dog reference

Sounds pretty chill to me

Booooooooo, quit bothering Tom!

Diabetes

TRAVEL!

No Black Dynamite?! I ought to send you to Crenshaw Pete with hot ass coat hangers Hashtag: Kung Fu treachery

Listen HBO took a poop on the rug near the elevators, by not marketing the show, now lets all move on with our liiives ( the way he said lives always got me)

What gets me about Dunham's situation is that if she wants to go on HBO and naked and eat cake that's fine. But When your very personal stories involve other people pump the brakes , Dunham. Let your sister have her privacy. Is it really THAT hard to fill a book

Well I think a slight majority of people, regardless of their religion bend their morals when it's someone they admire/ like ie Michael Jackson Woody Allen. What's really messed up is that these fundamental Christians evoke God, to justify their belief that "it's not so bad, Cuz I like watching that show"

CLINTON GETS A BLOWIE, 3 YEARS LATER THE PHALLIC SYMBOLS OF AMERICAS ECONIMIC STRENGTH GO DOWN COINCIDENCE??

My favorite is WELL WHAT ABOUT LENA DUNHAM ( Lena Dunham claimed when she was 7 she looked indie her sisters vagina) because we all know, zero difference between a 7 yr old girl and a teenage repeat rapist

Read that in his old man voice "heeer"?

Well I'm already a sadeist ( that's what Sade fans call ourselves)

I'd say just go all in on their awfulness and gave the sand snakes roll their s's. "WE'RE THE SSSSAND SSSNAKESSSS"!

Coming this fall , Sally Drapers got a "Heart of Glass"