I dunno.. The mysterious multiple light sources are also pretty winning.

This gives me hope for young people!!

I saw "Twixt." It has several man people, including Fat Val Kilmer.

I didn't know cupcakes were sexual organs!! That's AWESOME!!

Underarmor: It's outta this world!!

Bonobos say that?

Me too also!! Those bastards.

That's what we shouted at the screen too!!

I believe it is important to be drunker than he is when you go to see him perform.

Today is an AWESOME day for a birthday. I hope you have some fun!!

In the most fucked up possible choice for Father's Day, FIOS has "Twixt" available on demand. I have been keeping an eye out for this for about TWO YEARS. You have to go into it with the idea that Coppola must have spent a bunch of time with David Lynch (which is also fucked up) and got dozens of hugely talented…

I LOVE the tie-choosing scene.

I'm just happy that Jeffrey Dean Morgan can get a steady paycheck without having play a ghost ALL the time. Pfft. Now that I said that, they'll probably kill him off.

That is not "insane," it's a BANAL interview outtake. Still don't care what they do.

Like.

Ah. Whip-its.

I'm just marveling at how Battlefield Earth keeps turning up on the schedule. Wow. Just wow.

It's not awful. She makes up for a lot of iffy writing and a neurosis-of-the-week format. The guy from True Blood is pretty bad, but has nice muscles. It's the kind of show that makes me wish I knitted or did some productive multi-tasking. So GO FER IT if you knit!!

Since I forgot to post on Monday and am likely to forget again next Monday: somebody please watch the first twenty minutes of an episode of "Mistresses" on ABC and tell me if I'm delusional. I SWEAR TO PETE they are trying to make it look exactly like a porno without the actual porn. At any moment I expect somebody to…

I watched it again, and I'm thinking that it is just another ploy to "give 'em what they want." Bob is the consummate opportunist. This time I also noticed that Sally's friend is probably Bob's protege.