Um. Can't be a trinity because: Richard Matheson.

mAYBE i'M NOT THAT SMART, BUT DOESN'T A THING HAVE TO BE PORN before THERE'S A PORN PARODY. iS SHE SAYING THAT gIRLS ISN'T PORN?

Somebody hide my wallet. Last night I suggested we dial up "Side Effects" because "everyone likes a thriller." So my husband-guy countered that he didn't want to spend money on a FIOS movie and put Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video on the screen much to everyone's confusion. After THAT I go online and buy a $40 LP of…

If AV Club had penis notifications they would be for EVERYTHING.

Well THAT's a relief.

I finally watched it last week and… it wasn't horrible!! They have constructed it to make it far more interesting than the teasers would suggest, but SO GROSS!!

Wow. Shit's about to get stupid!!

I'm not at all certain, but I have the impression that the hexenbiesties are endowed with ubercharm and super-persuasion-type powers. Then again, maybe my imagination is filling in the gaps!!

I like it. Thanks!!

Yeah, right. Like they're different people!!

Whether I like it or not, I'm hosting Game Of Thrones Bitches again. After they get really drunk we'll be forced to watch the Dancing with the Stars dance off thing. There may not be enough wine, even if there is enough wine.

Yup. Explains my mom!!

Aw, don't be mean!! Where's your 2000 words?

Thanks for pointing that out — I thought about that too. The Kennedys were hopped up like that all the time according to the books I've read.

Yup. Just CHOAUGH'S.

ITS NOT YOURE LANGUAGE!!

Joffrey rearranges some furniture and Davos learns to read.

I didn't know that lethal injections are given in the heel in Canada. That Great Weird North.

ITS NOT YOURE LANGUAGE!!

DING!! 16 messages before Dick Talk. You are slipping, people!!