I wonder where I put "The Kingdom."

BAM. 17 posts before dick is mentioned. WTG AV Club!!!!

Actually, I think the very last episode I watched involved a ship crashing into something… There were docks and bodies, anyhow…

I think instead of telling my kids to have a nice day I'll just start saying, 'I'll have the cook make your favorite."

Yes, but does he have a hood that doesn't require covering his abs?

The Crocs may attract plastic cars, but you probably knew that.

Teen sex in crossroads at midnight….?

I dunno. Lovely Bones is very, very different (and kinda bad because it's too creepy even for a creepy subject).

I just took a message for you. Your slurpees are ready!!

Crab pots have pretty real evil potential. If they aren't pulled up and emptied, crabs will pile in forever and eat each other until you have nothing but one big monster crab. It gets really hungry and we are all screwed if it ever learns to fly outta the water. Enjoy the day!!

Seriously? I got an "I Tolerate My Yard" notification for this?

Spoon makes me happy. Also farts.

Yeah, somehow I always expect her to start eating crackers so that she can munch over the silly answers to such questions, but I've never actually heard it.

He'd have been dragon him all over town…

Oh. Kay. Maybe. But why wouldn't Disney sue themselves? Seems like good bisnez for them lawyers… [shuffles off for more bingo[

[smiles] I think the curious part is how they got Disney lawyers to leave them alone about using the Disney-fied version of all these characters. Musta cost a lot of cheese!!

Don't worry. They are just sewed into them like a chrysallis. All that can happen is MORE AWESOMENESS.

Well, I remember Ladies who Didn't Work watching their stories when I was a pre-schooler and it's possible that that removed any stigma for my generation… but it's also possible that they were the ONLY SHOWS on television from about 12:30 to 4pm on week days for many many years. There possibly were game shows also.…

Good for you!! Take the best care of yer mom!!

What CAN happen is that you take four kids to a movie and the sound craps out and they give you FIVE vouchers for another movie and you bring SIX kids to that one and the projector malfunctions and then you get SEVEN vouchers to go see TWILIGHT and you just die of laughter because it's terrible but you didn't pay for…