When I cut out carbs I just have nightmares of dancing baguettes taunting me in French. NOT worth it.

Wow. So sorry about your pooptsd!!

NOM…NOM…NOM.. Definitely!!

I just LOVE WEINER SO HARD I cannot even begin to think about the Hamminator. With bacon.

Jeez, everybody did that. Never heard of "chewing the fat"?

Because I love all you assholes I have some informations!! The NGC show should ACTUALLY be titled "Messiah-itis" because it's about some dude who claimed to be the second coming just 100 years after Jesus. Who knew? NOT ME!! Also if you go to genographic.com you can purchase a kit for a measly $199.99 that will tell…

They're called "privates" for a reason, ya know!!

Be gentle, future old people!!

They should program it with a bunch of doctors talking about plastic surgery for anuses  ALL DAY LONG.

ACK!!

I have decided to rename today "Slovenly Bento" which is a bit more evocative than "Wednesday."

It's only down if you sort that way, AJesus.

Display it prominently under the hoofs of your massive Twilight Sparkle. Simple!!

Sorry about your extirpation, but at least you got a teevee show!!

Why in "Top of the Lake" of course!! Beeeeeauuuuuuuuuutiful MAN ASS. Technically PAID MAN ASS!!!

I pretty much vowed not to watch another "Following" and after I watched the first episode of "Top of the Lake" at 8 it was an easy choice to watch another TOTL instead of this crap. If you have access to Sundance you have no excuses, kids!! [edited to include mention of MAN ASS!!]

Jeez @avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus — maybe I'm doin it wrong. I can't ever make it edible for humans.

Never enough flare.

Yes. Vegetables. "Girls" is the broccoli rabe of television.

I dunno, just be glad you weren't drunk in Baltimore with no tickets to anything, I guess!!