She's going to be pissed when she finishes eating this and realizes she has to start eating it all over again from the beginning.

When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

That is the most bad ass game of Dragon Warrior ever.

Can they just make an ice bucket challenge filter?

When they build a troll hall of fame Kanye West is in the inaugural class.

Keith Richards, because that man should live forever.

All I know is this makes me even more pissed that they killed off Andrea.  What purpose did that serve?  We already knew Nazis were assholes.  Jesse already had to live with Jane's death, and knowing Walt's role in it.  At least we would now have the hope that Jesse reunites with Andrea.

He turned down Cleaver.

They're just lucky it wasn't the Rolling Stones.  They would have sued them into oblivion.

REEK, REEK, it rhymes with geek.

Sharknadon't sharknado what Sharknadonny Sharknadon't sharknadoes.

Em dash or GTFO!

I'm starting a new feature called HateHateSong and this will be my selection.

Pitbull doesn't rap that well.

Jay-Z is currently fapping in a museum for six hours?  I thought performance art was past that.

"today's culture of cautious reasoning and acceptance"…Is this your first day on the internet?

It's definitely not a fully-formed work (it's pretty much plotless, even by DFW standards), but there are some tremendous passages.  I think it's well-worth reading if you are a fan of DFW, and is important for gaining perspective on where he was going with his fiction in that last decade of his life.

We Bought a Whorehouse…Starring Don Draper

I was hoping they would add a centaur.

I'm really looking forward to the Caption Contest for this one.