I just really hope that they remembered to lock the hook & eye on the screen door at the farm.

, you guys.

I'd tell Sufs that his shirt is torn, but I'm too lost staring at that Cupid's Bow.

I'm now at the point where whenever there's a "featured" zombie all I can think about is that actor and how seriously they take their role and how they put it on their acting resume. They wake up each morning of shooting and say to themselves "ok…time to be a zombie for the next 8 hours. Focus.. brains! kill! growl!…

I liked the part where the actor stammered the first word in their line for effect.

THE CARL THE

"Brains-eth!"

Threw me in the tank with a drunk called Zombie Otis. With his Five o'Clock  shadow, he smelled of three-day-old human flesh. My man turned to me and said "blrurrrrrhhhhhhhh"

Staged cast photos: None more awkward or unappealing.

Say, buddy!

All this endless discussion makes ME want to jump…

Also, the families of every person ever killed by a gun ever are also upset about every shitty action film DVD cover ever.

1963 was an inside job!

Quite seriously, I dislike comedy that's based on people trying over and over to do something, coming very close and then failing at it.

"I'll have the Clams Casino.

OMG She just looks soooooooooooo adorable holding that gun. Awsies!

You should have seen the cover they WANTED to do! It wasn't a "huh," believe me.

I love how he says "I can't. It burns my cankers."

He does a great job of making it impossible to take him seriously. Ditto for The Postman. All I see is Mistah Krugah.

I'm an EMT and have dealt with many people who are in diabetic emergencies. It's amazing how very low blood sugar changes the mood and turns otherwise very nice people combative and angry. Then when they get glucose it's like flipping a switch. The mood goes away and they're almost immediately themselves again. Mix an…