I love when George says "Spicy musted…"

"You're a child! And I am in my…. early twenties!"

The intro to Mean Streets is one of the best things Van Halen ever did.

Given the difference in size, Mr. Rock may indeed finally be able to put a dick in her ear.

They suck.

It really is highly overrated.

As if.

Q: Do they show the wedding cake?

From Aaronson to Zykowski.

"Dear kid: I know you're too young to understand the messages that I hide in Calvin's adventures, but trust me, being a grown up sucks. I'd advise you to enjoy youth but I doubt you'll listen. P.S. Lose my address."

I'm saving my money for an original pencil sketch of Mrs Capp finally pressing charges.

I encourage you to encourage him to open a pirate-pizza-shipped-themed restaurant.

You never see a baby girl named Debbie.

You're not so great. I didn't see it even more than you did.

Am I imagining things, or does it look like the zombies (because I refuse to use the stupid word "walkers") rotting and decaying? If so, will they eventually start to fall apart, or do they magically  get to a nasty gray smelly stage for horror purposes, and then stop decaying and just stay that way, rather than…

It's where the muffin breaks free of its shell and does its own thing.

Molly Shannon leaving a threatening message for Elaine is hilarious. The way she says "or the WATCH SHOP!"

A muffin power bottom, as it were.

Agreed, that jerky bit in the theater kills me.

Given the Seinfeld world's general disdain for homeless people (usually presenting them as filthy lunatics), I'm surprised that they would turn down muffin stumps.