You suck, dude. He's Jeff Buckley, one of the greatest voices ever, and you're in some band called…. called… ummm, I forgot.

Yeah, Aberdeen is pretty much the worst place in Washington State. It's awful.

I saw this movie in the theater when it was new. The only thing I distinctly remember about it is the woman biting her wine glass.

I'll get one if I am allowed just one chance to swipe it in Maggie's card slot.

TRAB PU KCIP!

Man, this news is ruff.

This makes me nostalgic for when I used to pretend I watched the 1980s Dr. Who, in an attempt to impress the cool older girl in high school. Now I don't have anyone around to pretend I watch the new version for. Sadface.

Speaking of the "Previously On…" (well, someone had to have been speaking of it somewhere)…

I'm going to Vancouver. Oh yes I am.

This film has one of the best scenes of my horny teen years, and it didn't even require nudity. When Mina/Winona is in a translucent nightgown and we get some side-boob bounceage…. WOWZERS. Someone really needs to make a gif of that.

One's all like :-) and the other's all :-/

Exactly. If Herschel was in VF then a few half-assed compressions and a breath or two isn't going to bring him back. MAYBE a perfectly timed cardiac thump would do it. Defibrillation would be the only way to save him, and even then without advanced hospital care it's pretty much pointless. Cardiac arrest secondary to…

Exactly. If Herschel was in VF then a few half-assed compressions and a breath or two isn't going to bring him back. MAYBE a perfectly timed cardiac thump would do it. Defibrillation would be the only way to save him, and even then without advanced hospital care it's pretty much pointless. Cardiac arrest secondary to…

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If you're to believe Click & Clack, they're the funniest motherfuckers on the planet.

Or the clothing salesman's friend, Eeen.

I love Jerry's pained apologetic expression as he shuts the door in his neighbor's face.

As a heterosexual male I might be at a disadvantage in this assessment. But does it seem like the guys that Elaine is attracted to or attempts to date, with the exception of Tony who falls off the cliff, and the pro-life mover, are really not very good looking at all? Mr. Poor in this episode is case in point.…

Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet. But oh, man, does it enjoy forcing sexual intercourse as a weapon to control and terrorize.

You can choose to stab your friend in your silly Georgia voice. If you choose not to hear him growling behind you you still have made a choice!