Hate?  By my standards, that was practically a french kiss.  With release.

Man, I think I might have fucked myself by re-watching Fast Five last week.  I was super excited for this, but Fast Five really didn't hold up the second time around.  There's a certain limpness to it, a lack of vitality and flamboyancy and expression.  Like the flagging erection of a closeted 45 year old steroid…

One thing in favor of the new Conan: horses get punched in the face.  Multiple times, if memory serves.

Yeah, haha.  My first car was an Audi 100 (the late one, that had the A4 body) with that cast iron stove of a V6.  I put new injectors, intake manifolds and a corresponding chip into it, so when I saw that scene I basically had a mini-jizz in my short pants.

Seriously.  How did Sean Bean become the designated redshirt of every movie he's in?

Man, the cars in this movie.

Quick!  Rank the following: atomic energy, Cornholio, the Bible.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus There aren't enough "likes" in southern California for that comment.  If I have to read a headline that goes something like "WHY VAMPIRE WEEKEND IS [INSERT AGGRESSIVELY GRANDIOSE STATEMENT OF ACCLAIM]," I might vomit from my tear ducts.

Because they aspire to be lame bourgeoisie.  That used to be a bad thing, once upon a time.

Bet this was super popular with poor kids.  

True, you make a valid point.  It is an entirely fictional world.

I'll admit that my memory of the books is a bit fuzzy at this point It's been awhile since book 3, and their prodigious girth doesn't make it any easier to remember specifics.  But I generally remember the various horrible acts being described in shorthand after the fact,rather than gleefully lingered upon, as seems…

Obviously.  Because a society that has somehow learned to eat cheese for breakfast and still live forever would have naturally evolved past being upset by a little harmless snuff porn.

I really have to hand it to HBO.  Most reasonable people agreed that GoT had plenty of tits and torture in book form, but were they satisfied?  No fucking way.  They're going to cram in as many heaving mammaries, anachronistically shaved vaginas and maybe-castrations as it takes to achieve true art. And then double…

@avclub-72685cbb553a7ebfbccb08092d11c7e0:disqus Only when avoiding dishonor, I imagine.

@disqus_7quPoyEy1t:disqus  A quote from Lululemon's marketing bullshit: "When you are not feeling the love, find a way to sweat and fake it until you make it."

Seriously.  I like this game.  Here's one more:

@avclub-daf92d2c8eefbb2c0845e9715a4e2ac9:disqus We might have to agree to disagree here, which is fine.  But in case you're curious why I would use strong language, I'll explain it two ways.

Yes, I got that. He's not exactly subtle.

Cinnamon titty jesus.  How fucking dare he.