Finally got around to this.  Wow, did the CEO of Tits ever knock one out of the park with that sex scene.  If someone had told me this morning that a thing in which people snarl like wolves and leap into vaginas with a running start would give me an honest chubby I wouldn't have believed them.  Alcide, I think we've…

Sometimes, it feels like last season happened years ago.  Like something I might have caught a glimpse of in my early childhood.

Sometimes, it feels like last season happened years ago.  Like something I might have caught a glimpse of in my early childhood.

Shame on you, the French.  Madonna wasn't being slutty, she was being a shitty, lazy, dull, hacky, self-important cocktease.

Shame on you, the French.  Madonna wasn't being slutty, she was being a shitty, lazy, dull, hacky, self-important cocktease.

"Looks kinda like Lana Del Rey" is one of your boxes?  Not even Lana Del Rey looks like Lana Del Rey.

"Looks kinda like Lana Del Rey" is one of your boxes?  Not even Lana Del Rey looks like Lana Del Rey.

Judging by Ms. Faith's facial expressions, she should really try adding more fiber to her diet.  Or perhaps a pro-biotic yogurt in the morning.

Judging by Ms. Faith's facial expressions, she should really try adding more fiber to her diet.  Or perhaps a pro-biotic yogurt in the morning.

So what you're saying is that I should start digging a bunker now in anticipation of the geek-rage-victimhood explosion that will take place when this is canceled 7 episodes in?

So what you're saying is that I should start digging a bunker now in anticipation of the geek-rage-victimhood explosion that will take place when this is canceled 7 episodes in?

Sorta.  It's called a grifter.

Sorta.  It's called a grifter.

Morning ruined.

Morning ruined.

@avclub-7ed334513e65f01deefba9e87e53ea94:disqus I'll give Kendrick Lamar another shot.  Any favorites/good places to start?

@avclub-7ed334513e65f01deefba9e87e53ea94:disqus I'll give Kendrick Lamar another shot.  Any favorites/good places to start?

I was wondering if someone would take the bait, haha.

I was wondering if someone would take the bait, haha.

Yeah, I get that.  But it's a bit like trying to read a ton of Bret Easton Ellis (to whom Frank Ocean seems to get compared alot) in one sitting.  After awhile, the preoccupation with what's wrong with rich kids gets dull.