Spolier— it's like Lorenzo's Oil but the oil is Yam Foo Foo. 

In high school, because kids are idiots, we referred to him as "Chewin a Chubby."  This makes 50 Cent's use of a similar title seem like a downright homage. 

He should just call his movie the "Chinua Achebe gets Cancer."  A million dollars isn't looking so bad anymore, is it, Chinua!

Two straight customers were buying CDs at Best Buy? Is this an anecdote from the 90s?

If you know the name of one gnome, that's the gnome you'd know.

They should have dressed Count Chocula like Porter Wagoner

In fairness, first they came for Laserdisc.

We went to the Dells all the time, but I only got to see Robot World once—- and it was awesome.

No one goes to any Opryland anymore. It's gone.

"They are a liar" is ungrammatical. That's the problem with that line.

Rap music really has matured over the years. Used to be you could get away with "My name is ______ and I am here to say, etc." "Rapture" seems to be in that vain of rap.

Kicking ass on Friday! (Wait, that's not in the song?)

Ah, so Harry's getting married. I am much happier than thinking you're going to be your best friend's brother's best man.

Heck of a town for treaties.

I am pretty sure spots 1-5 are taken up by Bar.

Why would the Pumpkins play a venue where they couldn't plug in? At that point, I think I fire my booking agent.

Infinite Jest, much like law school, isn't worth it.

It certainly wasn't overrated when it was released. It was kinda treated as a toss off.

Elvis
That video is like Elvis is Roustabout.

What about a monkey knife fight?