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. . . engorge me.

George Bush?

She needs to marry Vince Gilligan so she will be Gillian Gilligan.

I can share this observation now after years of never having it be relevant ("Hey, guys, wanna talk about Lenny Kravitz?)— Lenny's obsession with the words "way" and "away"

I remember being amazed by the ending too because I could not figure how they were going to get out of history happening the way it did. 

It takes really determination to die of beer drinking.  The kind of determination that normally beer drinking will kill.

How can he remember the mentally handicapped guy's name, but not know the name of the show ("Life Goes On") or the name of the song ("
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" from the White Album)? 

Pick up (or stream) Screamadelica, then.  "Come Together" was used on a cell phone commercial not too long ago, so you may know that one too.

Jungle Groove is a great one-disc funk intro to JB.  Play that for someone and he'll get it. 

I think it just evens out one's look.  Everyone with a goatee looks about the same.  If you're not a very attractive man, grow a goatee, and it throws you into the pool with every other man with a goatee.  

I think it just evens out one's look.  Everyone with a goatee looks about the same.  If you're not a very attractive man, grow a goatee, and it throws you into the pool with every other man with a goatee.  

You, my friend, do not know Skynyrd fans.  Or people from Alabama. 

You, my friend, do not know Skynyrd fans.  Or people from Alabama. 

A friend of mine summed up Seger perfectly. . .

A friend of mine summed up Seger perfectly. . .

Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos. 

Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos. 

As a lawyer, man, that's just super annoying— not annoying in a "I'm knocking the lawyer off his game" way, annoying in a 'I'm wasting everyone's time and money" way. 

As a lawyer, man, that's just super annoying— not annoying in a "I'm knocking the lawyer off his game" way, annoying in a 'I'm wasting everyone's time and money" way. 

What about Mentok the Mindtaker?