Potato gun.

We also got Thor Heyerdahl — badass — and Carole Lumbard, a total babe!

That had not occurred to us, dude. 

There's no deal, sporto.

Achmed…?

Chef Boyardee

Wait 'till Vera Wang hears about this.

Landscape.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a fortune in possession of a woman's face must be in need of my pocket. 

"I'll see you tomorrow……..maybe!"

"He must be from the AV club"

…side of your eye…

It's wong on so many levels.

Is it too early for flapjacks?

But only if you can get the nuts off.

Well she did once cut off her toe.  She thought she'd get a million dollars.

Soon they're going to attract something much worse… the college know-it-all hippie.

Same here.

Can I call you Al?

Over the albino, I think.