I'd stream it.

So THAT's why I can't get my Swatch fixed!

One must put up barriers to keep one's self in tact. 

Agreed, his was a tragic story.  I played center through high school and idolized him, even had his pictures on my wall.  Tough to see that happen to a personal hero for a bunch of reasons.

You keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means. 

"What am I doing with my life?"

I'm telling you I am, bro.

Tooth decay?

Don't come round here no more.

You got lucky.

Grab that fencepost, hold it tight
Wallop your partner with all your might

Duck season!

It's becoming clearer…

Whoa. 

You were told by the spirits of an ancient Indian burial ground?

Hello, Norman.

Make it snappy!

We get there when we get there!

They keep coming up with new ways to celebrate mediocrity! 

They totally redeem themselves.