Somebody's getting the clamps for that…

Was it something we said?

All you needed was whiskey and a mower. 

Tom Cruise, dancing in his underwear, would like a word with you.

I used to work in a place where the washed-up old biker-chick bartender would play Bob Seger songs on the jukebox all day to the local drunks. It became the soundtrack to burned out blue collar sadness. 

We believe in nothing.

Save Lobsters… Save Lobsters…
A group of us are collecting money to buy Lobsters a new
kidney. They run about 50 g's, so if you wouldn't mind helping out…

An old roommate from Wisconsin once told me "if you don't milk a cow, it'll explode". 

All I know is my gut says "maybe".

Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

…that damned elusive pimpernel!

When you get flagged, you'll take it and like it!

Matthew Mcconaughey as Jesus?

Ranch dressing seems appropriate.

Shirley Booth!

I am SOOO posting this on my GeoCities site. 

Another Eric Cartman band photo. 

Gave it a right Kubricking, she did.

Yo mama dipped enough!

…burnin' down the avenue.