Gets what?

So I can cancel my Cinemax subscription?

You ever listen to reggae…….. ennui? 

Say "Ni" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "Ni" one more goddamn time.

CLAAAAAMPS!

No, that is not possible.

"You should bend over and use your good eye". 

And they all tell me to fork myself…  

A clear case of chestnut.

Gravity bong?  Mine was gravity bong.

Yes, please commence a weekly feature on your escapades with Hitch. 

"I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit"

"I'm rolling this up as I go!"

[tears off part of ticket stub for homies]

Let Milo open the door…

You Can't Always Get Out of Bed

I don't know nothin' 'bout birfin no muppet. 

He's not your nett.  He's Arnett. 

Your penis-nose belies your sensibility (I always say).  

Those cookies had it coming!!  all tarted up like that…