He never meant to cause you any trouble.

So….to…night we're gonna party but it won't…be…posted on Vine.

I can now Chekov my to-do list for today.

Let's not go russian to any conclusions about this. 

Yarnell is gonna be pissed. 

That photo was dripping with innuendo. 

If you guys could talk about this comment, because it’s all done in one
shot, and how it felt to be typing without a net, that would be awesome.

I can name all 5 original VJs!

n-1

I was gonna respond to your post…

No, but I would probably watch Perfect Stranglers.

He's a minor player in his own life story.

…and then a circum-spec-tion. 

Ever play a video game…. on Sot-Weed??

What??  LIP them??? Wha…..?

You've just taken your first step into a larger world. 

I am so fucking disappointed in myself to discover that "police academy podium" is meaningful.

Just cross a few things off my to-do list.

On the rare occasions I have been to our Wal-Mart, it was full of blimpies. 

As much as I want to stab Comcast with a rusty butter knife, I do love the Guide on digital cable.