Too easy.

Personally, I'd love to post in the middle of the night but there's no internet access in the bathroom of the rest area between Exit 40 and exit 39B.

Sexe pour l'argent. Bien ici garcons.

Thanks for continuing to be worthless and providing me with another year of guaranteed fun!

My anecdotal evidence trumps the accounting department of any major movie studio.

Hamilton Joe Franken Reynolds is preparing to pull his love out on you, baby.

I Love Woody Allen!
When I saw him in a Deli in NYC I asked him for his autograph and he put his initial on my boob LOL. When I got home I realized that the letters looked like "B" and "D," so it probably wasn't Woody Allen afterall.

I am so glad that Chang is back in my life.

This mediocre attempt at a generic chicken fried accent is not worthy of a Hater entry. Those should be reserved for incessant updates concerning the world of fashion-themed reality television programs.

This is the best part of the site, because most people in the comment threads don't even read the article itself.

Mr. Farrakhan,

Reading self-righteous overreactions to this film is my idea of torture. Not torture porn, just torture.

I feel as though the entire media-savvy internet subculture is gazing into my taint, and nothing could please me more.

I also have the same haircut as Zooey Deschanel, unfortunately I'm referring to the way in which I groom my taint.

Michael J. Fox only wishes he could stand so still.

I have semen on my face. It may or may not belong to a human being.

Alfre Woodard is the female Robert Guillaume, in every possible respect.

Do you know who can't contract swine flu in the workplace?

I beg your pardon, but is this the spot where I'm supposed to make an inside joke about someone's apartment so that the same people who pretended to be amused by it the past twenty-two times can do so again but with just a bit more guilt and worthlessness welling up in their soul?

Hello boys!