Yes, and your breasts.

I want to lick your nude, quivering venison all night long.

I have something to swallow, alright, but it's certainly not Prozac!

I've always wanted to read South Park: Imaginationland written as an article on The Onion A.V. Club.

Thank you for your pity, Elrond Hubbard - Elven Scientologist. Persons such as myself treat an even mix of pity and scorn like a top shelf highball.

Are you aware of the fact that in one post you said the following:

Boring, Otherwise Negligible Elven Internet Troll Inspires Sighs.