The poorly done visual FX award goes to the scene where the two guys are walking along the street and run into Barney. It was so obviously shot on a green screen I couldn't focus on anything else. Why couldn't they have found a real road to shoot on??

That blouse insult was awesome — from now on I'm using that in place of calling someone an asshole.

Whoaaaa… I was using hate in the 'street cred' sort of way I would use on someone who won't stop making fun of my favorite shoes.  Obviously tone does not always work on message boards!

Why all the Parks hate in this article?  Yeah the Ben and Leslie stuff strung out a bit too long, but I actually appreciate that the show keeps a few main couples together (Andy-April, Leslie-Ben) instead of breaking them up just for shock value and stupid reasons!

And, naturally, a really long game of internet chess.

Why don't I remember Dharma ice cream being featured on 30 Rock?

Hahaha… that's fantastic.  And accurate.  Even if I don't outwardly shame someone for watching stupid TV shows I'm mentally judging the hell out of them.

I loved it, too.  He committed to the freakout so hard that I was just waiting for him to break the whole time.  Then when he finally giggled after putting on that fantastic Mary J Blige outfit it was totally worth it.

Side note: I was eating lunch when I started that clip and no longer have an appetite!  Rookie mistake.

What about Blake Lively's weird potato chip 10 to 1 skit?  I read a great review back when that show aired that it started out good, went to awful, then got so weird it turned back around to good again.  Definitely one of the strangest 10 to 1's I can remember in the last five years:

YES!  I totally forgot about 3-2-1 Contact!  Was that the show with the girl detective named 'Friday' in it?  Or was that some other show I've since forgotten after too many drinks?

YES!  I totally forgot about 3-2-1 Contact!  Was that the show with the girl detective named 'Friday' in it?  Or was that some other show I've since forgotten after too many drinks?

I totally used an Atlas (which has since been rendered completely useless) to cheat at Where in the World is Carmen San Diego.  I wonder what that says about me…

I totally used an Atlas (which has since been rendered completely useless) to cheat at Where in the World is Carmen San Diego.  I wonder what that says about me…

Was I the only one terrified of that Chuckie doll? And by was, I mean still am. It gives me the creeps just thinking of that murderous little asshole.

How you doin?

How you doin?

It was actually an inter-V-ention.

It was actually an inter-V-ention.

You're totally right about Stefan - he's such a killjoy.  I don't even see how they can make his character less annoying at this point… I'm already predicting that he is going to be all depressed about how "bad" he is for Elena (first for going all batshit bloodthirsty then for ultimately playing a role in her turning…