Who the fuck uses "best regards" in the wake of a terrorist attack?!

This day couldn't have gone worse for Trump save if he'd added he was disappointed that the guy driving the car only bagged one trophy. Everyone is condemning him for his remarks. Fucking TED CRUZ is looking like a Goddamn hero next to him! And the guy who drove the car is a total Trump loving racist shitheel who,…

Well, Merlin is helping Santa in "Santa Claus" in his illustrious violation of global child labor laws.

"Aw, family truly is the greatest adventure - OH NO, THE GROUND!"

"The Drop" is very good and there's some sentimental value in it being Gandolfini's final role. It's one of Hardy's best as well, playing the seemingly quiet, awkward guy who, as is memorably put at the end "they never see coming."

Yes, but "Duck Tales" basically put the Disney Afternoon on the map and made the after school cartoon block popular. Without it, you likely wouldn't have a bunch of very memorable animated series.

Hasn't that always been the deal with Donald though?

"Tale Spin" was technically a prequel to the other Disney Afternoon shows, since it was set decades before them, taking place in a fictionalized 1930s (what with the art deco designs, radio but no TV, references to "the Great War", etc.).

Random chance that the eclipse will open a hole to a dark dimension of evil and chaos and said baby conceived during the event will be the vessel for an unholy Lovecraftian entity seeking the destruction of all mankind.

Also, do not look directly at God for too long or he will burn your retinas.

Um, if it's okay with you, my eclipse activity will be helping Dolores Clairborne shove her husband down a well. Less of a mess.

I'm picturing Bolling going, "If I send these pics out to as many women as possible, eventually one of them is going to find my flaccid shriveled member appealing! Law of averages, baby!"

Give him time. He's got to pick up the slack now that Bill's gone.

Then again, isn't Jesse Waters still there? I thought he was kaput after being sent on a "vacation" which is the Fox News version of getting in the car with Clemenza in the back.

I don't know if that was him or Steve Doocey, who always looks like what would happen if Fred Rogers was a closet pedophile.

Self-awareness is not a Bolling trait. Nor is "cognitive thinking." Or any kind of thinking, really.

And I think he used MySpace too. Because, you know, Brett Farve.

And not just in bird culture.

Those not familiar with Bolling, he is probably the biggest idiot at Fox News, so this type of reaction is expected.

Speaking as a guy, I don't know why some of my gender think it's a way to woo the ladies. I keep thinking back to Brett Farve getting caught sending pics of him pleasuring himself while wearing Crocs.