Fuck Michael Bay for ripping off an "MST3K" flick and making it actually WORSE.

Not exactly. I think that sounds like either the Cataluna Chronicles or the Cheerleader storyline. "Fear Street Sagas" was the origin story for how Fear Street came to be and revolved around a centuries long feud between the Fear (Fier) Family and their rivals the Goodes.

More likely (and Josh Marshall at TPM had a great piece on this lately) they really have no fucking idea what kind of trouble they're in. They still think this is like New York.

Good, you're going to be eating lots of cheese! Government cheese!

No, because to get those kind of lawyers, you have to (a) pay them and (b) listen to them. Trump does neither.

That's giving him too much credit. He's just a fat low-grade grifter.

"We are not weiners!"

This guy isn't the dumbest though. Judging by recent events, I'm going to give the title to Kushner.

No, she's like one of Craster's less favorite daughters.

I wouldn't say worst, but Stine's big problem is quantity over quality. James Patterson has fallen into the same trap. They're very similar writers, right down to the "use lots of little chapters so people can read them quickly and not lose their places."

Well, that's…interesting. And given the success of the "Goosebumps" movie, I presume they're thinking there's $ in mining more of Stine's backlog, but I don't think "Fear Street" has near the nostalgic pull or name recognition as "Goosebumps" does.

Technically ex-stepbrother, so it's not like they're Lannisters or anything, but yeah, it is a little weird, especially since he lives in the same house and looks up to Dan Hedaya as a father figure.

It's a major appliance, not a name!

The creators of "HIMYM" are going to be pursued by angry fans over that for the rest of their lives.

I'm guessing "300" was some kind of Satan deal.

They never intended to overturn Obamacare. They indented to use it as a political prop for the new four years much as they have the last seven; a useful tool to rally the stupid base. But now they've caught the car and has absolutely no idea what to do about it.

That Cruz amendment might get his crew onboard, but it loses everyone else. So basically a non-starter.

Booooo, Hughes! Stay away from "Say Anything!"

After "The Ugly Truth," Katherine Heigl officially lost the right to complain about Apatow films being sexist ever again. That movie made me feel like Crow and Tom Servo needing to shower the evilness off.

I'm rather annoyed at the number of people here (and elsewhere) who seem to think this is "too soon." Please.