Quipping in comic book movies DOES seem rather ridiculous. I believe that in the source material, super heroes never quip. Spiderman swings around the city scowling angrily and saying things like "let us now fight, until I win."

The thing about the theme is thematically theme theme theme. Themeity doo dah theme, meme meme meme, the theme is the meme theme. Thema my cock.

Knives From Bavaria was my favorite song by them, and then I heard the Sonic Boom remix. Now it's my favoriter song.

I really love the Dean & Britta stuff. Sure, it's sweet, but in that oh-so-cool New York kinda way. They're old-school.

My own Parisian night suit was: gelled back hair and a creamy blue Miami Vice jacket with loose white Miami Vice pants.

If Frank married Kim, the internet can't ironically attack them both for the same material.

The best was his long con. When asked about the dangers of playing a major villain and he misunderstands the point of the question:

I can not stop watching this fucking thing.

Yes! I don't understand why Speed Racer doesn't get all the love.

"I mean, that novel is mentioned along with greats such as Catcher In The Rye."

In what way is Firefly only "nominally" a sci-fi show, but Fringe is really scifi? There is nothing on Fringe that is not more fantasy with a "spooooky-science, kids!" twist than actual science fiction.

"And, ironically, I’ve got a film coming out this year with Malcolm McDowell again"

"And, ironically, I’ve got a film coming out this year with Malcolm McDowell again"

Wow! I can not count the amount of times I've wanted to comment on a Savage column. This is neat-o. Hey look-a-me! Uh, stage fright.

Wow! I can not count the amount of times I've wanted to comment on a Savage column. This is neat-o. Hey look-a-me! Uh, stage fright.

You should watch Friends. With Fringe benefits. Having sex. Not those tv shows.

I believe that I drive by a town in PA on route 78 named Shartlesville. So yes, the shart is real.

I believe that I drive by a town in PA on route 78 named Shartlesville. So yes, the shart is real.

Has any one mentioned negativland yet? Because fuck that fucking dog.

I love Wheel of Time but, Tolkein invented a language, in its entirety. And there are volumes related only to the back story that he worked on for years. Jordan just has a "bigger" history, but it is not more detailed.