I don't know what the pop-up guy from the pop-up store told you about the pop-up thing that pops-up … but it doesn't direct traffic. At all. Just giving you the heads-up.

I was trying to figure out why Sara J. looked amazing one moment, strange the next. I've settled on 2 reasons:

She's been fully assimilated by the Borg.

Anyone else notice the daggers shooting from Bayete's eyes when he learned his kid had already exhibited her work? Awesome.

Everything but his son's karate class was predictable. But I appreciated the twist.

I think we've got this Malick fellow all wrong. Dude has 40 years of script and location footage sitting in his garage. He needs, what, a week for medium and close-up principle shooting? And then, bam, movie's out the door.

I might actually believe that.

OK, I checked out his profile and … it can't be for real. Just can't be … He's like a meme meme.

I'm not sure this is where you originally intended to go but I liked both the journey and the destination.

God, the "… and Peter Dinklage who DONT EVEN EXIST, hahahahahahah" line keeps making me laugh. Jeezus, that's just great. Midgets aren't real — hee.

You actually made it to Suffolk County? And back?!
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Gjetostbuster - It's all about setting expectations. e.g., I've trained family & friends alike to consider "not dropping him on his head" my signature achievement. Is best Worst Parent a thing?

Hold your tongue until you've seen Take Shelter. Supplanted ToL as my favorite film of the year so far. MMMM is on tap for tomorrow as well as Contagion, if I can find the time.

Did I miss something? When the fuck did gamers become the virtual equivalent of the schoolyard bully? Is this douchebag even self-aware?

Obligatory something something: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Why? Are you suggesting that you or someone you know might physically harm him for calling this game "average?" Really? Are you insane? And by "insane," I mean clinically, non-ironically, eat-your-own-shit-and-strangle-kittens batshit nuts.

So, Scott … when's Uncharted 4 coming out? I need to put a sparkle-heart sticker on that date as a reminder.

You don't know how to make "Scott Jones" possessive, do you?

*shakes head* Shoulda bought a hawk …

Zero points for not rhyming.