Bravo, little doggie. Here's a liitle treat. {[===]}

Y'all come back now!

I love this comment. Perfection.

I had the same thought. Who says hate don't motivate?

Honeycrisp is the Dawes of apples.

When you someone eat it?

The video store of my youth was actually in a Last House on the Left,-like residence. Ground floor = video store; upstairs was a rented apt. Even at 8 years old, the place was just skeevy.

You pooped yourself, didn't you?

And its sequel, the slightly less popular "Nobody Poops but You."

'tis a great day, indeed. *sniff*

Fucking wiretaps, how do they work?

By "It's" I assume you mean In Time and by this reply I mean, "Thanks, regardless."

Didn't notice but not surprised. He's old/self-aware enough to know (unlike many of his fellow contestants) how this blaffair ends: in sadness and desperation. Work on, ant; work on. *doffs cap*

Is there some meta joke I'm missing? The "Retreat" link in the article … well, I don't think that's where you want it to go.

What are you talking about?

ding-ding-ding

C'mon, John - those were pretty nice titties … amirite?

For what it's worth, Teti's excellent adventures got me to tune in and, despite myself (see above), I actually enjoyed the show, sans irony.

And to hear him say it, his high-falutin' fancy letters done kept him from being brutally anally raped while in the can. What a douche. I pray he comes out with his own line of spray caps so I can steal 'em.

Still liked them titties, though, just as much as freshman year.