J'accuse!

Some intern working for the network is busily writing them all down.

Mini Driver!

Dr. Dre Barrymore, MD.

They could freeze him until the future then thaw him out and he could go nuts…like in that movie one time.

Hey! She's already got a boyfriend!

"The first taste is free…"

That Marvel superheroine Crack Whore is the most popular costume for aggressive panhandlers in LA right now.

"Says here Abe Vigoda's on a tour of the West Coast. At his age?"

In "Just Kill Me," (A Book!) a lot of people comment on her breasts. Mainly women.

Don't cross the Paas Mob. You think Star Whackers are scary?

But she did marry Richard Hell (?).

Hey! Don't fuck with Paas.

Yeah, how often do they get those costumes cleaned?

Dick-Hanging-Out Man. As seen in Pink Flamingos.

Styx! Film at 11.

Man, getting kicked by a police horse? If you survived, you'd have it made. Hire a shady lawyer and expect a "generous" settlement.

Big boned. And surrounded by squishy protoplasm.

Yeah, standing around watching someone immersed in a painfully awkward experience is, like, comedy gold! Especially if it's a shy Japanese girl! Though I'd probably come to her rescue if it got heated.

Two words that go great together: Barely Legal.