No. I won't post another Mr. Show reference. Though this one involves blowjobs.

Webcams?

Dracula's Pajama Party

Gimmick Poster Escalation can only lead to Utter HabitTrail Annihilation!

I remember watching the episode where the angel's skeleton was dug up back when it premiered and being surprised that I didn't laugh or even crack a smile once. I thought, Uh oh, this show's in trouble.

When I was filing for Conscientious Objector status (back just before the first Gulf War—I know—what a pussy…) I had to answer the question: Would you refuse to fight if faced with an attack on your own country? After seeing that trailer, I realize now that I'd rather hole up, watch it all on TV and wait to get…

Finding out George Harrison was involved in "Life Of Brian."

Yeah, back in '76 I was nuts for that King Kong remake. Suddenly I knew the name of at least one high-powered Hollywood producer. If I'd set out for LA then like I should've (I was 9,) I know who I would've contacted when I got there, hungry and ready for work. DDL!

I really wonder who the audience for Zits could be: Parents feeling guilty about killing their offspring and making it look like an accident?

I once met a European guy in a Seoul theater when I was teaching ESL. This was '96. Most movies that play that country suck; I think we were there to see that Tom Cruise football movie with the "You had me at Hello" line. Anyway, we start chatting and I think he might he hip to film so when he recommended a film…

Wow. What an inspirational tune…

"What's wrong, Mr. Poe? Had one too many of Mr. Graham's crackers?"

Coming up: The Keith Olbermann Cable Media Empire! Details at 11.

My brother has a classic road trip from Hell story. It culminates with the single mom (who instigated the trip) entrusting her child with him as she walks into Tijuana where she gets busted for attempting to bring a gun across the border.

Could've used more bile and character assassination.

You mean when they turn 18 we can photoshop their faces onto porn models?

Maybe she'll investigate the brutal beating death of her father by Bill Hicks in the early 90s.

Hipsterocracy. Myself, I'd rather belong to the glitteratti.

But being a dick is the Rollins Way. His audience must expect it. They'd be disappointed if he didn't come off like a gutter Don Rickles.

Everyone hates hipsters. Even hipsters.