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Grumpy Cat wants his name removed from the credits.

Algernon Blackwood.

Did Ike make Tina cover it?

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes!

Man, the "kids" in this film are a lot cooler than the ones that populated my high school. Even the dicks. See, I'm from white-trash East TX which makes Austin an unattainable Shangri-La.

To Serve Tots. (My God! It's a Cookbook!)

As a big fan of the "Melting Face" album, I enjoyed defacing the cover of So that sat on the shelves of my college radio station.

I wish Sly Stallone would make it his business to rescue Sly Stone from his rapid downward trajectory. That is, if the all-albino band idea doesn't quite pan out.

Also never saw The Cramps live. Had tickets once; then my damn appendix decided to erupt. So I spent the night in the hospital. My morphine-induced fantasy was to have Lux and Ivy come visit me and bring me a souvenir.

Saw it in the theatre. Real freak show, but strangely clinical.

SPOILER ALERT!

Greatest show ever! And I'm being serious.

He's the most likeable character in the film and therefore gets treated the shittiest. He truly seemed like a swell guy in concert.

For true nostalgic bliss, there needs to be a channel devoted to cheesy black and white monster movies. That's what fills my memory of the rare opportunities in which I got to watch TV after school.

'The Real Housewives Of… well, everywhere boxed wine is sold.'

Frank from Poi Dog Pondering! (The next person to pass by will be dead within a fortnight…)

Best Example Ever:

Thanx for the valuable heads up, AV Club. Now my meandering life-path has got a direction.

AH YEAH! Just bought my ticket for the show in Denver. One week later, Hawkwind in the same theatre! Road trip!

We already have one up here in WA: Louie Louie.