Loves America, hates Disney.

Also Van Damme

Also Van Damme

Riverside motherfuckers!

Riverside motherfuckers!

They should have made a spin-off featuring the further adventures of Black Head of the CIA and Jeb.  Don't drop that shit!

They should have made a spin-off featuring the further adventures of Black Head of the CIA and Jeb.  Don't drop that shit!

"Furthermore, my wave machine can create enough energy to power most medium-sized homes with ease.  Thank you. . .bitches"

"Furthermore, my wave machine can create enough energy to power most medium-sized homes with ease.  Thank you. . .bitches"

Part of what makes the original fun is that it's about a bunch of kids who don't know what they're doing trying to figure out how to be terrori-, uh, freedom fighters.  Having Hemsworth be a marine pretty much ruins that right off the bat.  And there's no need for Powers Boothe.

Part of what makes the original fun is that it's about a bunch of kids who don't know what they're doing trying to figure out how to be terrori-, uh, freedom fighters.  Having Hemsworth be a marine pretty much ruins that right off the bat.  And there's no need for Powers Boothe.

Everyone dies in the original, don't they?

Everyone dies in the original, don't they?

The problem with the newsroom isn't that it's not perfect.  It's that it's not good.  Sorkin's already done half the material on other shows, the female characters are mostly bumbly airheads in the presence of men, and it's far too preachy.  I was about to start complaining about how wildly unrealistic the black…

The problem with the newsroom isn't that it's not perfect.  It's that it's not good.  Sorkin's already done half the material on other shows, the female characters are mostly bumbly airheads in the presence of men, and it's far too preachy.  I was about to start complaining about how wildly unrealistic the black…

Someone must speak for the victims

Someone must speak for the victims

The lights are coming up, Hanks.  You can't hide what a fraud you are forever.

The lights are coming up, Hanks.  You can't hide what a fraud you are forever.

It's like if Will wrote a great TV show that exposed stupid, lazy Americans to the truth of their own venal complicity in their inability to listen to smart white guys, but then it got terrible reviews and he was forced to fire all his underpaid writers.  Would he really be a bad guy because America couldn't handle…