It's like if Will wrote a great TV show that exposed stupid, lazy Americans to the truth of their own venal complicity in their inability to listen to smart white guys, but then it got terrible reviews and he was forced to fire all his underpaid writers.  Would he really be a bad guy because America couldn't handle…

That was no semi-automatic in the trunk.  That was your big boy.

That was no semi-automatic in the trunk.  That was your big boy.

An audience of people, it must be remembered, who had already willingly sat through a Dane Cook set.  I'm not saying this woman was asking for it, but she did go to a Dane Cook show.

An audience of people, it must be remembered, who had already willingly sat through a Dane Cook set.  I'm not saying this woman was asking for it, but she did go to a Dane Cook show.

Also, the answer is no.

Also, the answer is no.

Will Jim ever button the top button of his shirt?  Tune in next week to find out!

Will Jim ever button the top button of his shirt?  Tune in next week to find out!

She's not British.  She's just an American with an inexplicably British accent.

She's not British.  She's just an American with an inexplicably British accent.

Yeah, this is what I expected from Gideon

Yeah, this is what I expected from Gideon

I've always wanted to believe that Busey's story about Prince Henry Stout was an actual anecdote from his childhood.

I've always wanted to believe that Busey's story about Prince Henry Stout was an actual anecdote from his childhood.

I can confirm that they go all the way down to her ankles.  And believe me, I know.

I can confirm that they go all the way down to her ankles.  And believe me, I know.

Man I'm old.  This sucks.

Man I'm old.  This sucks.

MUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!